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El vaquero y el río congelado
by Al Bredenberg Paramos allí en la orilla del río, yo y la vaca, Grateful. Confundido, yo estaba mirando en alrededor, buscando el lugar de dar a beber la vaca sedienta, pero no pude ver el lugar. El...
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Grocery-Shopping Training for Old People
I’ve realized that if I’m going to become a successful old person in the future, I will have to improve my skills in blocking the grocery aisle with my shopping cart. AB — 18 March 2011 Filed under:...
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Great deal on this watch — save $58,000.01!
Here’s one of my favorite Amazon products — the Zenith Men’s 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch! Generously marked down from $145,000.00 to $86,999.99! Visit the Amazon...
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I’ve Been Driving This Way All My Life, and I’ve Never Had an Accident
Congratulations! You’ve never had an auto accident, even though you drive fast, tailgate, and weave in and out of traffic. And you’re already 27 — way to go! You will never have an auto accident. Until...
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DIY Printable Bookmark Kit With Nice Artwork From Disney
Most printable bookmarks you find online are pretty cheesy, but this one from Disney is based on some nicely-done artwork. It’s a bit of a crafts project — took me about a half-hour to do it, as you...
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Non-Functional Machine on Smithsonian Logo – So That’s Why Innovation Never...
Smithsonian.com recently started a new “Department of Innovation” blog to “track all things innovative.” However, Michelle Malkin rightly notes that the logo used on the blog represents a...
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Is it true that the “Close Door” buttons on elevators don’t work?
Recently an acquaintance smugly told me that the “Close Door” buttons on elevators don’t work — they are just there as a psychological sop to make passengers think they actually have some control. I...
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Climate Scientists Flummoxed by Snowstorm
Egad! A snowstorm! Maybe global warming isn’t true after all. Oh, wait, it’s March in the Northern Hemisphere, so it’s still cold enough to snow. You almost had me there! Comic by Slowpoke Comics ARB —...
View ArticleReading His Collected Poems
I read his poems Each one a few spare lines — An image of an old woman or a honeysuckle vine or a bee or a dying man. I shift in my chair, munch on salted nuts, heave a sigh. You’re the great man, Get...
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I’ve been invited to say ‘Hi!’ to single people in my area
Lately, Match.com has been sending me invitations to communicate with single people in my area. The Internet is a wonderful thing. I receive so many lovely invitations. This one I think is...
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